kurloz-makara:

dungeonsanddragonsfandom:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

MY UNCLE WOKE UP SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE ONE NIGHT AND THEN JUST FLOPPED DOWN AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP AFTER MAKING ME PISS MY SHEETS

I once told my mom “no” while I was asleep then proceeded to slap her.

(via thesassiestamerican)


itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

(via thesassiestamerican)


final-vent-card:

awkward-fallen-angel:

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

i would love to see this Spider-Man

I had forgotten this conversation happened in an issue. What a pleasant reminder.

(via willowsblaze)


every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(via willowsblaze)


peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via willowsblaze)


wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS


IT’S A NIGHT FURY

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

(via stability)


oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

(via guy)


interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

(via ruinedchildhood)


marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

(via guy)


sof-in-the-tardis:

cityofheavenlydevices:

I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

(via guy)


candiedrust:

thekusabi:

What Japanese students do in their free time.

now these all make sense

(via guy)


super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

(via guy)


meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(via ruinedchildhood)


moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

(via jiinsy)